cornchipz: awkwardcontent: Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole. some people never develop beyond this stage
The Lethality of Loneliness →
Sometime in the late ’50s, Frieda Fromm-Reichmann sat down to write an essay about a subject that had been mostly overlooked by other psychoanalysts up to that point. Even Freud had only…
In honor of today, what's your best "Yo Mama"... →
My favorites: Yo mamma so fat her patronus is a cake. Yo mamma so fat she got sorted into the House of Pancakes. Yo mamma so FAT she can’t save files larger than 4GB.
The Seven Shittiest Sins
Greed: I want shit
Envy: I want your shit
Wrath: I'm going to wreck your shit
Lust: I'm into some freaky shit
Gluttony: This is some tasty shit
Sloth: I don't feel like doing shit
Pride: I am the shit
Feminists do not want you to lose custody of your children. The assumption that...– If I Admit That ‘Hating Men’ Is a Thing, Will You Stop Turning It Into a Self-Fulfilling Prophecy? (via brute-reason)
shitmystudentswrite: So, in the film, we have these three little girls. They never chose to be hybrids, they just came out of a white man’s weiner and went into an aboriginal woman’s vajay-jay, or vice versa.
burgrs: A wild CUTIE appeared! What will U do? SMOOCH CUDDLE TAKE OUT 4 PIZZA ADMIRE FROM SAFE DISTANCE
Why we should use the Oxford Comma
stressandbeauty: mephistophelesdarvill: bowtiesinthedungeon: A direct quote from The Times newspaper, talking about a Peter Ustinov documentary and saying that: “highlights of his global tour include encounters with Nelson Mandela, an 800-year-old demigod and a dildo collector”. EXACTLY THIS I knew Nelson Mandela was pretty old but I didn’t know THAT about him.